What do you call jokes
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.