What do you call jokes
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!