What do you call jokes
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.