What do you call jokes
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.