What do you call jokes
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.