What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
