What do you call jokes
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.