What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm. Optimistic
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
What do you call a retarded and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand? A: Cuatro Cinco
What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha ching
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
What do you call an idiotic cow
A mis-steak!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call a whore with a runny nose? ...Full !
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair? Young Boy Never Walk again
