What do you call jokes

Psychic

What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Aid

What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?

Nut in the butt.

Feminist

What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.

Emo

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.

Gay Man

What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.

Hitler

What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.

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  • Pregnant woman

    Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?

    Mike said: I don’t know, what?

    Jon said: Kinder surprise.