What do you call jokes
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.