What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.