What do you call jokes

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.

Deer

What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

Still no idea. 😂

Lock

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

Me: I don't know.

You: Are you sure?

Me: I don't know.

You: Okay.

Car

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?