What do you call jokes
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting? Octopied.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching.