What do you call jokes

Cow

  • What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

    What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.

    What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.

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  • Human

  • What do you call a dead human?

    A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?

    Monster

  • What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.

    It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.

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  • Difference

  • W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺

    *runs away in tears*

    Dog

  • What do you call a dog with no legs?

    It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.

    Man

  • What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?

    Skip.