What do you call jokes
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.