What do you call jokes
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
What do you call a retard?
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What do you call cringe?
You.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.