What do you call jokes
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What do you call cringe?
You.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
What do you call a magic car?
A human.