What do you call jokes
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.