What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
