What do you call jokes
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.