What do you call jokes
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.