What do you call jokes
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.