What do you call jokes
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.