What do you call jokes
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.