What do you call jokes
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.