What do you call jokes
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.