What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.