What do you call jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.