What do you call jokes
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.