What do you call jokes
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.