What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.