What do you call jokes
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.