What do you call jokes
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.