What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
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What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
