What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
