What do you call jokes
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.