What do you call jokes
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.