What do you call jokes
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.