What do you call jokes
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.