What do you call jokes
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...