What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!