What do you call jokes
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!