What do you call jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.