What do you call jokes
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!