Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
