What do you call jokes
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...