What do you call jokes
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.