What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"