What do you call jokes
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.