What do you call jokes
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.