What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
