What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
