What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess? A chess-nut.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip? A mustach-io
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
What do you call a dead hooker? It doesn't matter she won't answer you.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point? An AK-46
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What do you call a gay woman? I dont know
what do you call a legless table nothing
What do you call a nazi that canât see?
A nozi
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a orphan taking a selfie A family portrait........ You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents
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What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY"
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced"
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call a Chinese car thief? Tommy Tookamota
What do you call a fat speaky in a wheel chair speaky chair
What do you call a sad rabbit? UNHOPPY đ˘đ˘
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itâs like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They donât know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphanâs family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter âfâ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphanâs least favorite song? We Are Family.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite type of music? House.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite store? Home Depot.
Whatâs an orphanâs favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Fosterâs.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because itâs the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
