What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!