What Do You Call a... jokes

What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?

An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.

What do you call a criminal?

Disarmed and dangerous.

What do you call a room with no doors?

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.

What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?

Young Boy Never Walk again.

What do you call a couple of orphans?

A coupleorphans.

What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?

Stephen Hawking.

What do you call a person with no arms?

Armless.

No, it's harmless.

What do you call a dead baby?

Spawn killed.

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

What do you call a lion as a baby?

Cocota

What do you call a potato with a pp?

A dictator.

What do you call a whale on a beach?

Banked.

What do you call a stoned Mexican?

Baked bean.

What do you call a bored robot?

A “sigh”-borg.

What do you call a hungry person?

African.

What do you call a disabled person that can walk?

Enabled.

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?

Hot wheels.