What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
