Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a man who can fly, a flying man
What is a doe called with no legs.
•no legged deer.
What do you call a deer with no ears.
•no eared deer.
What do you call a deer with no eye
•no eye deer
XDDDDDD
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision!!!!! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision!!!!!!! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios new series: WandaVision!!!!!!
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call a overly clingy child.
A tumor
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting. Juan on Juan.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat? Rasmus
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
