What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.