What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
