Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
Friend: You ok, man?
Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.
(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
