Well-being jokes
How are you?
Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
My happiness.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
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These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
Happiness.
My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
My mental health.