Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
Happiness.
My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
My mental health.
