Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Hi, how are you?
Bros got barcode arms.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
