What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
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Bros got barcode arms.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
