Well-being jokes
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
I hope you're happy.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
What is the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.