Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Well-Being Jokes
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.
How are you?
Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
My happiness.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
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These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
