Well-being jokes
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.
How are you?
Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
My happiness.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
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