Weight jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.

Why is the penis so light?

Because even thots can lift them.

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four chin teller.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

120 pounds.

You're losing all your friends, but never any calories.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

I want your weight, not your phone number.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"