Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
I am a fat girl.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.