Weight jokes
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
I am a fat girl.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!