Weight jokes
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Memes
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
You're losing all your friends, but never any calories.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"