Weight jokes
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Memes
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
You're losing all your friends, but never any calories.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 80 very quickly.
So I brought her a new bathroom scale.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!