Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
I am a fat girl.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.