Weight

Weight jokes

Weight memes

Balance

    • An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.

    So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.

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    • Yo mama

    • Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

    Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

    Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

    Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

    Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

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    • Woman

    • I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

    Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

    Mayo

    • If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

    Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!

    Mama

    • Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

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