Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
You're losing all your friends, but never any calories.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
You're so fat, that you're fat.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.