What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
