Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!

Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.

What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?

A pool table.

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.

My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.