Weight jokes

Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.

Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:

1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!

Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.

What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?

A pool table.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.