Weight jokes

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

How did the fat person cross the road?

It rolled.

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!

Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

What is heavy forward but not backward?

"Ton."