Weight jokes
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.