Weight jokes
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."