Weight jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."