When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Yo mama so fat the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone no
your mama so fat that when thanos snapped his finger it only got rid of weight
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight? Slim shady
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finallly text her boyfriend ̈ Show me your dick now ́
She's so fat that when she steps on to a wood floor that the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
if ur fat and transgender, then would you be considered transfat?
What weighs 5 oz and is very dangerous.
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life
Oh tissue, tender and so pure Absorbing pain, a whispered cure Each tear that falls, you gently hold A conduit for the stories untold
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain
But madden, oh how you disrupt In your chaos, emotions erupt You twist and tangle, hearts collide Leaving us lost, unable to decide
Yet even in your tangled mess You bring forth growth, a rare finesse For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned Through tears and anger, joy and fears We find strength, as life perseveres
Short and sweet, this tale of strife Unraveling souls, seeking life Madden, because tissue, we may be But we'll rise above, forever free
KimJongUn thicc af
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6 year old in the trunk of my car.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it's closing you just slip right through😂
Me thinking it's a gift from god:🕴️😎
Yo mama so fat her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count
Why couldn't the button get off the couch? Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
I got barred from weight watchers today it wasn't my fault it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room all i did was say that it was the funniest game of hungry hungry hippo's that I have ever seen
Sad news, my obese parrot died today. Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
You how they sead weight people can't jump cheak out the 911 videos
