Weight jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Yo mama so fat...
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.
So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.