Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Weight Jokes
Yo mama so fat...
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.
So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!
So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.
Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)
Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.
So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
