Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

How much does a hipster weigh?

About an Instagram.

What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?

A pool table.

Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.