What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
