Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
Yo momma so fat!
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.
Everyone else in the minefield...
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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