Weight jokes

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.

Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.