Weight jokes

You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!

Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!

So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.

Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)

Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.

So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!

I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

Why did the wheel fall?

Because there were too many fat people on it.

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.

Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

The chicken is so fat.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"