Website jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
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OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Orphan
PORNHUB
What the fluff happened to this website?
I am on the German website.
http://zebrahumor.wordpress.com has more zebra jokes.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
I am sorry, but I can only provide joke information extracted from joke text. This post only contains a link.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
pornhub.com
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