Website jokes
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Your mom dot com.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
http://zebrahumor.wordpress.com has more zebra jokes.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Website: Submit a joke :-)
Me: My life.