Website jokes

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

Your mom dot com.

This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.

I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.

Are we supposed to submit jokes?

This website.

Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?

I have a really good joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.

Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?

Her: What?

Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.

Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...

I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.

Site nearly as dead as my trim.

http://zebrahumor.wordpress.com has more zebra jokes.

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

Why do basketball players hate gravity?

Because it's always bringing them down.

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

Website: Submit a joke :-)

Me: My life.

When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.

PORNHUB

Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

A: The homepage.

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.