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Egg

    • So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

    I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

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    • Orphan

    • What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

    I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

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    • Metal

    • I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

    I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.

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    • Night

    • One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.

    I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."

    Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

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