Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
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So, I walked into the kitchen and saw my mom had made cookies. I stole one, not noticing my mom was behind me.
So my mom said, "Put the cookie back, kid!" and I said I wasn't gonna eat it. Then she said, "Never mind, I'll get your father." So my mom said, "Honey, deal with your son; I'm going to the mall!" And my dad said, "Son, if you're not allowed to have a cookie before dinner!"
So he went into his room, and I heard the belt, and I was going to run, but I knew it would be worse. So he said, "This will be your punishment." As he was getting ready to hit me, I said, "Daddy, no, please, I wasn't gonna eat it!" But he said, "No, you won't change my mind, little boy!" Then he hit me. Thank you for reading! Stay healthy and stay safe in this time. Bye!!! Read more of my jokes; they'll probably be around the website!!
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Reddit cool.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
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Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
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Customer: Okay?
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Sam Ryan, more like Sam Reddit!
Porn.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
New.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
