What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
