
Weapon jokes
In pixels and polygons, a virtual realm unfolds, A battleground where warriors gather, young and old. A game of wits and strategy, a dance of skill and might, Behold the phenomenon, the world of Fortnite.
What is Fortnite, you ask, this digital sensation? A realm where dreams are forged, in endless animation. A world of endless possibilities, where heroes rise and fall, A tapestry of triumph, where victory calls.
From humble beginnings, a storm begins to brew, A hundred souls drop down, with dreams anew. An island vast and varied, a landscape to explore, From verdant meadows to urban cities, the battles roar.
With pickaxe in hand, we gather resources with haste, Wood, metal, and stone, the foundation of our base. We build and we craft, constructing our fort, A fortress of defense, where enemies are fought.
The storm looms ever closer, a force we can't deny, Pushing us closer together, as time quickly flies. We strategize and plan, our tactics ever shifting, In this ever-shrinking world, our spirits uplifting.
Weapons and loot, scattered throughout the land, We arm ourselves with firepower, take our final stand. Shotguns, rifles, explosives, and more, In this game of survival, we even the score.
But Fortnite is more than just a battle royale, A canvas for creativity, where imaginations set sail. From creative mode to party royale, a world of endless fun, With friends and strangers, united as one.
Yet amidst the chaos, let's not forget, Fortnite is but a game, a virtual vignette. For beyond the pixels and the storms that rage, Lies a world that beckons, beyond the digital stage.
So let us embrace the joy that Fortnite brings, A tapestry of moments, where victory sings. For in this realm of pixels and dreams, Fortnite shines bright, a testament it seems.
So gather your friends, embark on this quest, In the realm of Fortnite, put your skills to the test. For in the end, it's not just about the game we play, But the bonds we form, as we dance and slay.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Bomb.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.