Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A fingers gun
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
