Why can't weapons play baseball
Because they need to get to homebase
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works. My victims still scream.
what do you call a kid with 15 nuke's and a shotgun.the final count down
Master Has Given Dobby a Glock Dobby is Thug
imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates? If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight, I'm bringing a gun
Me: hey do you want to see my grandma. Friend: yeah sure Me: *pulls out gun*
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!" Japan: "We are the ammo."
What's a fetuses' favorite gun? A MICRO SMG
A B C D E F GUN
whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15? A MAGAzine.
"Sticks and stones break my bones." a crowbar does it so much quicker
what is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
Women be like if men are gone earth would be a better place, forgets women help to create war,weapons,animal and human cruelty and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.
