Weapon

Weapon jokes

A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.

Cashier: Is this your final purchase?

Customer: Actually, yes it is!

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

Why do you think China should have a baseball team?

They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.

Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?

The quiet kid: Splosion.

Teacher: What comes after A?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Teacher: Faints.

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife at least has a point.

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.