Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"
Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.