In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you call a country with nukes? Abomination.
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun Nothing Flip them off the wrong way and your dead
During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon
confucius man asy Full retard. it's an art a weapon and a lifestyle. once you go full retard there is no going back.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Goes to school with blue suppresed pistol #1victory royals
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
