Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Orphan's Cereal Dilemma
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. You thought this was funny? You really did? Let me spell it out for you. You see, orphans, they don't have a dad, right? And usually, the dad gets the milk for the cereal. So if there's no dad, there's no milk. Got it? They're stuck with water. It's like a metaphor for their sad lives. Now try to keep up, Einstein.