water's jokes

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?

Because the dad never came with the milk.

Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

Why can't you get water in the North Pole?

Because there is no well.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.

Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

W in Africa stands for water.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because the dad never came back with the cow.

"Water exists."

Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.

Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.

Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.