water's jokes
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
This guy is boiling water. The girl walks in and says, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m making Holy Water.” She said, “How?” He said, “I’m boiling the hell out of it.”
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.