water's jokes
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Is water wet?
W in Africa stands for water.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.