water's jokes

Water Bottle

    • The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"

    CEO

    • Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.

    I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.

    That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!

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    • Insult

    • The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

    The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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    water's memes

    Water Fight

    • The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.

    I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

    Law

    • The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.

    Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.

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    • Rope

    • Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

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    • City

    • When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

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    • Girlfriend

    • My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

    Water

    • One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

    The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

    The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

    The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."