water's jokes
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Here me out this would be a sad movie
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
Did you know that water is wet?
This guy is boiling water. The girl walks in and says, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m making Holy Water.” She said, “How?” He said, “I’m boiling the hell out of it.”
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!