water's jokes
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
Memes
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
The "w" in Africa is for water.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"