water's jokes
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
The "w" in Africa is for water.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
What runs but does not walk? It's water.