water's jokes
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
water puppy
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar.
"13 pints of water, please," he says to the barman.
"Oh, fuck, not you again," the barman replies.
"You boys are about to see something real special," says Jesus.
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.