water's jokes
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
What runs but does not walk? It's water.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.