water's jokes
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
This guy is boiling water. The girl walks in and says, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m making Holy Water.” She said, “How?” He said, “I’m boiling the hell out of it.”
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }